You don’t want to be with Casey, Hunter. Look at her. She’s not just out of your league, she’s out of your sport entirely.
(Source: personallyvictimizedbycomics)
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australia gets christmas before america
but american gets freedom before everyone
but canada gets maple syrup before everyone
but hungarians open gifts on the 24th
but freedom
kangaroos
REINDEERS
eight fucking days of presents
gets paid for going to school.
pasta
Did we just witness a World Meeting?
Leading Producer of the two of the main ingredients to Pina Coladas 
Now serving drinks at the world meeting
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Hi I’m Michael and I think im soooooooooo cool because i got a job were i feed cats and clean up their shit O^o
BITCH YOU DO THAT TOO!!!
I…
Like you can poser
Whatever I’m going to sleep have fun being a bitch
Okay LOVE YOU NIGHTY NIGHT XD
night bitch -_-
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Hi I’m Michael and I think im soooooooooo cool because i got a job were i feed cats and clean up their shit O^o
BITCH YOU DO THAT TOO!!!
I…
Like you can poser
Whatever I’m going to sleep have fun being a bitch
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Hi I’m Michael and I think im soooooooooo cool because i got a job were i feed cats and clean up their shit O^o
BITCH YOU DO THAT TOO!!!
I swear to god Michael I’m going to take your PlayStation 3 and throw it into the wall
HEY! you have games that you like too and there!!!
its on there dumbass
You are SOOOOOOOO lucky I’m at NJ’s house or i would totally kill you right now
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Hi I’m Michael and I think im soooooooooo cool because i got a job were i feed cats and clean up their shit O^o
BITCH YOU DO THAT TOO!!!
I swear to god Michael I’m going to take your PlayStation 3 and throw it into the wall
HEY! you have games that you like too and there!!!
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Hi I’m Michael and I think im soooooooooo cool because i got a job were i feed cats and clean up their shit O^o
BITCH YOU DO THAT TOO!!!
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WOW @ tumblrdatinggame(.)com WTF is this.. my little brother's roommate is on this and I think I saw you too lol
wHAT is this anyway
“Smooth, upbeat lounge singer on a cruise liner just before disaster strikes”
(Source: iknowwhoselineitis)
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